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Festastic Friday is Trying Something New

Let's see how "something new" goes for now...perhaps we'll see Fes back for special guest appearances every now and again?

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"You want me to replace Fes? Are you serious doe?"

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"Twitter is blaming me for WHAT now?"
"Wait, are you telling me im NOT a great shooter?!"

Reporter: So, how about this bromance thing going around now?
CJ: ????
Reporter: First Al and Sap get tender with each other. Then Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields.
CJ: Um …
Reporter (opening his arms wide and closing his eyes, a peaceful smile on his face): Come here, Doe. It’s our turn now.

CJ viewing Chuck-A-Rama spot on plasma screen

“Kettle roasted turkey, bbq riblets, fried chicken, hot scones with honey butter, DOeeeeeeeee…”

CJ doing his best Deebo impersonation from Friday
You're telling me that after only 7 years in the league, people expect me to be consistent?!

That’s messed up, doe.

Havent..... Tweeted..... In...... An...... Hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must… Find… Cell Phone…..

(seriously, he tweets like every 5 minutes, at least whenever I’m on, which isn’t often)

CJ reacts upon hearing that the Jazz are bringing back Jerry Sloan in a limited role as the Jazz's "3-point shooting" coach.
The good news is . . . you're starting tonight.

The bad news is . . . Will Ferrell is announcing the starting lineups.

CJ, responds to a smart alec reporter who asks if he and Kyrylo Fesenko are brothers:

“We are not relations, sir.”

(in honor of the movie “Forrest Gump”)

"CJ, there's a lady named Morganna waiting outside to see you."
Hey CJ, what's a doe look like in the headlights?
CJ wasin disbelief when he recieved the news that Hayward bought everyone dinner.

“He did what!?”

Say that again?

Reporter: I said what do you think about endorsing a purple and yellow basketball shoe?
CJ: You realize those are the Lakers colors right?

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