Note: I'm putting this together at work, and YouTube is blocked. So I'm hoping all the videos are working correctly. If not, I'll fix it when I get home at about 3:00.
We said:
Big Al's just no good
Big Al is just a bum
The season aint even started
And I know I want him gone
But then he learned to play D, carry the team, and now we're glad and we think of the games we won.
We said:
Raja's so, so bad now
Look, he's scared to shoot
Can't defend a sponge
KOC, give the dude the boot!
But then his wife had a baby, he's shot threes like crazy, and defended like a brute.
We said:
CJ, you're playin' stupid
CJ, you're playin' dumb
When the shot clock's at 20
That's not the time to gun
But then he drove to the hole, took good shots lots more, and started playin' fun
We said:
Devin, why can't you shoot?
Devin, why can't you pass?
We thought you could be half of Deron
But your play is simply trash.
But then he drove to the lane, quick-stepped again, and made the game tempo fast
We said:
Gordon, you're one for seven,
Gordon, you're one for nine
You're passive all the time now
You're killing the team all the time
But then he played with aggression, took shots on possessions, and turned himself into G-Time
So, who's struggling and want to be our punching bag next? We're 5-5 on turning them around. I vote for interior defense.

It wasn't the best week. We all know that. But there were still decent things to be happy about despite it all:
Even with a gimpy leg, Al did this:
Alec played within the offense and did this:
CJ did this kind of thing often
Jeremy can jump.
Derrick pulled off passes like this
Hayward did this again (finally!)
Millsap did this
Kanter did this
Despite the overall downer week that was, there was still some stuff worth cheering for. Let's hope Al either gets mobile again or Ty cuts his minutes to save our team's interior D, let's hope Earl gets his mojo back, let's hope Millsap's Sacto game was just a blip, and more than anything else, let's hope Hayward can play like he did against the Kings every game. If we have to fly his girlfriend in every game so they can do some celebrating afterwards, I'd be willing to donate $5 to the cause.
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Trade question
Do the Jazz want Tyreke Evans? I know he’s not the best 3 point shooter, but he’d definitely be an upgrade from Devin Harris in my eyes, at least in terms of swagger and willingness to go to the hoop. Also, would the Jazz trade for him, and/or DeMarcus Cousins? I know Cousins is a very flammable personality, but if I remember correctly, the Jazz said something about “sometimes good players have those types of personalities and you have to deal with it” or something of the sort, im paraphrasing. But it’s interesting to think about.
jazzyman - January 30, 2012
no
sean5962 - January 30, 2012
Tyreke doesn't pass the ball.
Full stop. When he gets it, you know he’s going full tilt to the basket every time. He could have (in their primes) Larry Bird in the corner for a wide open 3, Karl Malone with a full head of steam down the middle of the floor, Hakeem with his guy sealed on the low post, and MJ elevating for the oop and he’d still shoot an awkward contested layup between 4 guys.
JasonInPG - January 30, 2012
Yep.
flibbidy - January 30, 2012
DeMarcus "Head Case" Cousins and Tyreke "Drive By" Evans
Aren’t exactly the kind of personalities that usually thrive in Utah.
Besides, Sacramento is terrible on both sides of the ball. Sure, they’re young, but I don’t see either of these guys as great team players.
flibbidy - January 30, 2012
It's kind of funny that all of Caliparri's guards that came out
have all the same type of game. Rose, Reke, and Wall all play alike. Not really a true pg in facilitating for their team mates, but like to attack one on one, and get to the rim. The book is still out on Knight, but he isnt exactly tearing it up in the assists category this year.
EcERyda69 - January 30, 2012
I think Evans could be really good.
I also don’t see how we would get him without giving up Favors and I don’t want to give up Favors. But seriously the guy has amazing talent. He isn’t a great shooter and would be better off if he stopped shooting 3s all together, but the guy is really good. He plays with a team that is poorly run and he hasn’t been well coached. But the guy is willing to make the right play.
Since Keith Smart took over he is averaging over 5 assists a game. Before Smart took over he hadn’t even gotten 5 assists in any one game. In his last 5 he is up to 6.4 apg. The guy can also rebound very well. I don’t know if he should be considered a PG or more of a SG like Wade. He can create, is a good defender, and a solid passer for a wing player. He was hurt last year and still can’t shoot, but the guy can play.
Remember the guy put up 20, 5, and 5 as a rookie. That is LeBron, MJ, and Big O territory. If the guy was in the right situation I think he could be great. The scary thing is the guy is only 22. For those keeping track at home that is the same age as the Jimmer.
BobbyD31 - January 30, 2012
Hey look, we agree.
I definitely like Evans and will cheer for him when he isn’t playing the Jazz. I also think he is hindered by his teammates. I don’t know if he is the right fit for the Jazz, but he could be really good on the right team.
I also think he is more of a 2 guard in the mold of Wade.
hamfist - January 30, 2012
Evans is a shoot first
guard. The Jazz need a facilitator at pg. Evans is more of a 2 anyways.
ForTheLove - January 30, 2012
Yucca
this series is pure fantastic.
moni - January 31, 2012
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