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Fesenko Friday says Blech

It's time for your weekly caption contest of your favorite Jazz free agent big man. Let's read your best and remember to rec your favorites.

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2 recs  |  14 comments

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"Blleeeeaaaachhhhkk . . . I'll have the crap juice . . . "

you kinda have to watch the simpsons a lot to get that

haha

though, i think it’s supposed to be crab juice

oh no!! i mean Crab juice!!
If that's what it takes to get me going, I'll pass!
oh dear God...gimme a beer now!
Fes: What is that!!? Trainer: Water. Fes: Get it away from me and get me my Monster drink!
I promise I'll pay attention to what's happening in the game, and I'll make my foul shots from now on--just don't make me smell that ever again.
What is that?... Water?... BLECHHH!!!! You want me to drink THAT??
How long?

Before we stop these? Maybe a new blog FF or something instead? lol

I love the community and its contributors, but Fes isn’t playing here (US alone) anymore. It’s like I’m watching a bad meme, turn even more meme. I dare say rick-rolled is easier to take than it. :)

FF = the new Funky Favors day now? something.. please :)

Like I said, I’m all for traditions and nonsense but I’d rather watch Raja (HEYOO) play than this keep coming up, no diss on anyone just the topic.

- Your avid reader and speaker of his constructive mind

Fez still has the potential to contribute almost as much as he did when he was actually on the Jazz (whereas the Jazz could still sign him as a free agent at any time).
I really think the Jazz should go for him

He’s a guy willing to have no playing time whatsoever, If Jefferson or Sap gets injured, then Evans gets into the lineup, but if both are injured, or (heaven forbid) Jefferson and Favors or Jefferson and Kanter get injured over the same period of time, we would need another center, because Sap and Evans, can’t cover that.

I agree. Fesenko's time is far gone.
I don't have a caption, but...

I’ve been watching this over and over because Fes is hilarious. I love that it smells so horrible that he can’t even keep his eyes open! (this is Lou, btw)

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