I thought I'd see how this would run given it's the off-season and we need something to do on Fridays. So I present, Fesenko Friday, a weekly caption contest featuring your favorite Ukrainian big man
Make sure to vote for your favorite captions in the comments by selecting actions/rec below the comment. Up first, this beaut,
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1st!
Do you think I am the sexy? You knows you do!
Negative - August 27, 2010
Fesenko: I’m 7 feet 1 inch. I am Capricorn. I like Denny’s and talk until sun comes up. I’m sensitive and a good talker. I can dunk basketball. I play the basketball. I’m good lover when I have someone to love.
Agent: Fes, this isn’t how you get a job in the NBA. Knock it off with the dating tapes.
Fesenko: But teams need to know what teams get from Fesenko. Not just basketball. Whole Package.
clarkpojo - August 27, 2010
I don't even know if I even dare to try, now
prodigal punk - August 27, 2010
Seriously, this is beautiful
Guybrush - August 27, 2010
lmao....
Alpha6 - August 27, 2010
That’s great!
Kurt Adison - August 27, 2010
Winner.
That is gold.
i_am_pure_barbarian - August 27, 2010
Lost in translation:
Misunderstanding that scene in “Any Given Sunday” where Jamie Foxx has lunch with Al Pacino, Fesenko has been sending these types of pictures to Sloan since Valentine’s day. This is really why he’s been in the doghouse. The variety and exposure of Fesenko’s poses has only increased when CJ told Fes that Sloan wants to see him be a ‘playa’.
AllThatJazzBasketball - August 27, 2010
So, u think u can score with the fesenko eh!!
JazzMoney - August 27, 2010
other possibilities
1. I am the Terminator come back from the future to protect Sarah Conner…a Jazz groupie. (play on his joke with the reporter and the red eye in the picture)
2. Let me get this straight, Memo is hurt, Kosta is gone, Booz is gone and I’m STILL not going to get to play?
3. So they want me to play summer league with no contract in place, risk injury, pay for my own plane ticket, and miss all the Ukraine summer action. Yeaaahhh righhtt.
4. So let me get this straight, Sloan will retire if I just ask him please?
5. You call this a club?
go4jazz - August 27, 2010
One More
Do not hates me because I am the beautiful.
Negative - August 28, 2010
hahaha
that was good. Broken tenses = always funny.
Shums - August 28, 2010
Come Masha. You earn free pass like Kirilenko. You and me make the love like Barishnikov ballet!
Juan B - August 28, 2010 via mobile
My name is the Kyrylo Fesenko. You kill my father. Prepare to die,
bucimislover - August 28, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tarzvkclaY
bucimislover - August 28, 2010
Fes
You sure you woman, Fes been tricked before
fingersone - August 28, 2010
“You be the jealous, Cindy Crawford . . . I too have the beauty wart!!”
Fesenko for President - September 11, 2010
Fez the super model
I be modellings for new book “Adults and constipation”
Fesenko for President - September 25, 2010
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